- and downright depressing.
Maybe it is time to take a break from the serious stuff about the environment.
Here some jokes about recycle...
GOOD RECYCLER: You fill up the recycle bin every week with cans, bottles, and jars.
NOT SO GOOD: You give the recycle bin to the kids to use as a toboggan.
GOOD RECYCLER: You take your used motor oil to the nearest recycling station or collection facility.
NOT SO GOOD: You avoid the used-oil problem by never changing your oil. You recycle engines instead.
GOOD RECYCLER: You recycle not only your newspapers but also your phone books, magazines, and cardboard boxes.
NOT SO GOOD: You leave your newspapers in the bathroom stall at work after you're done. Doesn't that count?
*A JOKE A DAY, KEEP ALL THE SADNESS AWAY*